Nasib Mahasiswa Semester IX

" Nak, sudah semester berapa???"
" Semester IX, tante..." 
" Oughhh....sbentar lgee selesai donk..."
" Ehhh, insyaallah, tante" 

" Semester brapa???"

" Semester IX, kak..."

" Loh...ada yaa semester IX???
" Yaa, iyalahh...."

" Sudah lulus yaa"
" Belum..."
" Oughh, masih kuliah yaa?? Semester brapa?? Koq lama amat..."
" ...!@#$%^&*()_+..."